Wednesday, 20 August 2014

"The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth, So Help Me God!"




WEIGH-IN WEDNESDAY

When I told my children at Emily's Wedding at the weekend that I wasn't going to
publish a Blog today - I was going to leave it to the following week so I would have
some time to lose the weight I had probably put on they were outraged! "No Daddy!"
they all cried, "that's the whole point of having a Blog - you have to take the good 
with the bad. You have to be honest and tell it like it is. Even iff you've put weight on
it must be a true record of your progress" but I said in my defence "OMG look at the shit 
I've got from THE EVIL ONE just for "plateauing"-  he'll crucify me if I've put weight on"
"So be it!" they replied "The truth is the only way forward" 
So here goes:

Traver nin sevimli Spag Bog &: The Wedding Weekend bütün ləzzətli alır, belə ki, 
Friday Night Sarımsaq Çörək & Jenny Raspberry Pavlova, bütün əla Canopies, 
The Hog qovurmaq, şənbə günü Şokolad kek & Wedding Cake, Saranın Chilli & 
Bazar günü Fresh Fruit & Cream, Coconut ilə TRAVER nin Balkabagi Curry 
Bazar ertəsi Raysın & Kate əldəqayırma Ice Cream & Fruit doğramaq (sevindirdi qeyd etmək deyil 
üç otel səhər yeməyi), mən bir məəttəl iki funt qoymaq üçün idarə !! Belə ki, çox deyil girov zərər və növbəti Çərşənbə inşallah bir əldə zərər.

"The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth, So Help Me God!"


MR and MRS JIMMY ROBERTS



A full Report of THE WEDDING will appear in a SPECIAL BLOG that 
will be posted in a couple of days when I have a bit more time.



16 comments:

  1. שני קילו! זה לא רע בכלל! כל הכבוד. לא יכול לחכות לבלוג החתונה של אמילי! לראות אותך אבא אחר כך קטן!

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    1. Maisie's Translation:

      Two pounds! It's not bad at all! Bravo. Can not wait for Emily's wedding blog! See you a little later Dad!

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  2. Usted ganó tan poco porque estabas tan activo

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    1. Kate's Translation:

      You won because you were as little as active

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  3. 只有兩磅。發生在過去的十天,一切以後有什麼結果。我認為這是唯一的兩磅,因為你的活躍程度,這些天。所有的散步,高爾夫(!),跳舞有助於保持體重的基礎上。我真的愛你的新爸爸。非常自豪,並勇敢而不是推遲博客,直到你失去的重量婚禮祝賀。下面就來帶大量流失的好幾個星期。我簽署了在未來的幾個星期,但正常的評論將盡快,因為我​​早在順豐恢復!Love, Trav

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    1. Travers Translation:

      Only two pounds. What a result after everything that has happened over the last ten days. I think it was only two pounds because of how active you are these days. With all the walking, golf (!), and dancing it helps keep the weight from building on. I am really loving the new you dad. Very proud, and congrats on being brave and not postponing the blog until you lost the wedding weight. Here’s to a good couple of weeks with lots of loss. I’m signing out for the next couple of weeks but normal commenting will resume as soon as I am back in SF! Love you, Trav xx

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  4. Is breá liom an iarracht ag hiding cad ith tú, agus an gnóchan. Rinne sé dom gáire go leor, ach tá sé go hiomlán gan ghá. Tá sé in aghaidh na seachtaine ollmhór ceiliúradh agus ag ithe do gach duine. Tá mé cinnte nach bhfuil tú an t-aon duine a chur ar £ 2 an tseachtain seo! Tá mé cinnte go mbeidh tú a chailleadh meáchan go han-tapa.

    Go leor de ghrá,

    Oaks

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    1. Oakley's Translation:

      I love the attempt at hiding what you ate, and the gain. It made me laugh a lot, but it's completely unnecessary. It's a week and eating a huge celebration for everyone. I'm sure you're not the only one to two pounds this week! I am sure you will lose weight very quickly.

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  5. Ich konnte nicht Ihrer Ehrlichkeit stolzer sein, auch wenn es um eine Verstärkung berichten! Und ich bin sehr beeindruckt von der mageren 2 Pfund Gewinn nach unserer festlichen Urlaub Essen und festlichen Desserts. Unsere lange Spaziergänge und Golfaktivitäten müssen in Dividenden gezahlt haben! Ich freue mich darauf, mit einer sinnvollen Mittagessen morgen mit Ihnen und Cindy. Alles Liebe, Jenny

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    1. Jenny's Translation:

      I could not be prouder of your honesty, even though it reported a gain! And I am very impressed by the meager 2 pound profit after our festive holiday dinner and festive desserts. Our long walks and golf activities must have paid in dividends! I look forward to a meaningful lunch tomorrow with you and Cindy. Lots of love, Jenny

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    1. This translates as "English men are Swines" or possibly
      "Hog Wash" or "Pig Shit" - its obviously a nice little "Welsh
      saying" from the EVIL ONE!

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  7. PS BEAUTIFUL WEDDING PHOTO! What an adorable couple! My congratulations x
    Evil One

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  8. Comment from CHRIS LUSCOMBE

    Greetings fom Berlin, where I'm spending the weekend, visiting my brother. I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your blog! I read it each week with great interest. I did try leaving a comment one week and got hopelessly confused, so forgive the silence. But rest assured it is read and relished. I particularly liked the photos of Hampton Court and Syon Park this week - and am inclined to get one of those brilliant gadgets that tell you how many calories you've burned - brilliant!! Love to you both, Cxxxx

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  9. Slegs 2 £? Baie geluk Groot Vader! Ek sê dit was alles die moeite werd net jou stralende gesig en hoor jy uiter die woorde, "Ek wil net pret te hê" om te sien! Ja, jy en Cindy Lauper! Ek is lief vir ya baby!

    Love, Cins xxoo

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  10. So sorry for the late reply. I've been busy putting on weight of my own. I defy anyone not to have eaten their way to considerable weight gain over the wedding period but IT MUST STOP. Lose 3lbs this week and you're back on track in a flash. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, for keeping your promise, and dancing at my wedding. You wouldn't have been able to do it without your hard work and dedication. Keep it up. We love you xxx Mrs Emily Roberts

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