WEIGH-IN WEDNESDAY

When I told my children at Emily's Wedding at the weekend that I wasn't going to

publish a Blog today - I was going to leave it to the following week so I would have

some time to lose the weight I had probably put on they were outraged! "No Daddy!"

they all cried, "that's the whole point of having a Blog - you have to take the good

with the bad. You have to be honest and tell it like it is. Even iff you've put weight on

it must be a true record of your progress" but I said in my defence "OMG look at the shit

I've got from THE EVIL ONE just for "plateauing"- he'll crucify me if I've put weight on"

"So be it!" they replied "The truth is the only way forward"

So here goes:

Traver nin sevimli Spag Bog &: The Wedding Weekend bütün ləzzətli alır, belə ki,

Friday Night Sarımsaq Çörək & Jenny Raspberry Pavlova, bütün əla Canopies,

The Hog qovurmaq, şənbə günü Şokolad kek & Wedding Cake, Saranın Chilli &

Bazar günü Fresh Fruit & Cream, Coconut ilə TRAVER nin Balkabagi Curry

Bazar ertəsi Raysın & Kate əldəqayırma Ice Cream & Fruit doğramaq (sevindirdi qeyd etmək deyil

üç otel səhər yeməyi), mən bir məəttəl iki funt qoymaq üçün idarə !! Belə ki, çox deyil girov zərər və növbəti Çərşənbə inşallah bir əldə zərər.

"The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth, So Help Me God!"

MR and MRS JIMMY ROBERTS

A full Report of THE WEDDING will appear in a SPECIAL BLOG that

will be posted in a couple of days when I have a bit more time.

WEIGH-IN FRIDAY

Well, I tried to lose those pesky 2 lbs by Emily's Wedding but with one thing and

another - children arriving from foreign parts, re-union meals, and so on and so

frigging on - I've plateaued once again - NO LOSS/NO GAIN - still the same!

"No Excuses You FAT F..K!!" I can hear the EVIL ONE yell from the top of the

Hollywood Sign - and of course he's right - but hey, there's always next week -

but with the Hog Roast at Emily's Wedding - I don't hold out much hope

- I know, I know, "NO EXCUSES MRS!!"

ROBIN WILLIAMS

When I was in LA I had the good fortune of working with Robin Williams. The movie

version of DON QUIXHOTE that the director FRED SCHEPISI was due to make ran

into severe financial troubles. John Cleese was to play the title role and Williams was

to play SANCHO PANZA. On a Sunday a cast that included Williams, Cleese, Sigourney

Weaver, Stockard Channing, Alfred Molina and Robert Leonard was assembled in a

posh hotel to read the script in front of an invited audience of Studio Heads in the hope

of securing investors to aid the stricken movie. I'd worked with Fred on the movie:

THE RUSSIA HOUSE - which is why I was invited to complete the cast for the

reading. Sadly, in spite of all that talent no one invested in the movie and it was never

made - but I had been able to witness first hand a masterclass in improvised genius from

a comedy legend.

1951-2014

For your enjoyment here is a brilliant clip from "The Birdgage"

Birdcage/Robin Williams

Click on the above

"SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE"

At the start of the week I went to see my friend Anna Carteret play Queen Elizabeth in

the stage version of "Shakespeare in Love" which was terrific - really enjoyable. Judi

Dench won an Oscar for playing the same role in the Screen Version and very kindly

sent Anna a good luck card on her First Night.

Anna as Queen Elizabeth.

An American friend called Jane who Cindy and I worked with on ACE VENTURA

joined us for the evening. She's spending the best part of a year travelling all over

the world visiting numerous countries - lucky thing!

AIRPORT ARRIVALS

I seem to be living at Heathrow at the moment - what with the Pick Ups of

Travers, Jenny and Angus - all arriving for Emily's Wedding on different

days.

Jenny's arrival from San Francisco

THE TEA WAITING FOR JENNY

Raspberry Surprise Cakes

Lemon & Thyme Cake

Duck Egg & Salmon Trout & Cucumber Sandwiches

Angus arrival from Chile - with beard!

MAISIE'S EXHIBITION IN DUBLIN

Maisie's Piece in the Exhibition is below:

MAISIE:

"That peice is from a project I am currently working on. A lot of which will be inspired by my recent trip to South America which will help develop my current practice.

That peice in particular is a Moth I spotted in the Amazon Jungle in Bolivia they was larger than the size of my hand."

Block T Annual Members Exhibition

One of the other Exhibits.

The Artist: Maisie Alice McNeice

Maisie talking to a guest about her piece:

"Yes, I think it is one of my better pieces, I think the depth of shadowing

I've managed to capture and the almost photographic detail I've successfully

achieved is tantamount to an award-winning entry - lets hope!"

A WEDDING IN THE FRENCH ALPS

Just as Travers and Jenny arrived in the UK they flew off again - this time to village

in the French Alps called Annecy which overlooked a beautiful lake. They were there

to attend a the Wedding of Calla and John Guillot.

The Bride, Calla - a friend of theirs from UCSB Santa Barbara was marrying

a french man called John Guillot and the reception took place in a restaurant called

L'Amandier owned by the God Father of the groom. Travers said he'd never had

food like it - it was extraordinary - he's obviously never tasted any of my dishes'

from the Hairy Biker's Cook Book!!

Now, Travers, that's definitely my kind of Pool Party!

WATERMELON

Thanks to Emily I've been experiencing the delights of Watermelon again.

Delicious, refreshing and easy on the calories!

100 grams of Watermelon = 30 Calories

GO FOR IT!

RETURN TO HAMPTON COURT

This time with Travers & Jenny. Jenny is an absolute sponge for English Royal

History and Hampton Court is a brilliant place to take her to.

This time I managed to have a look around the incredible gardens which

I missed before - stunning.

Caught chatting to my Agent on the Phone:

"What do you mean they don't want me, I could have sworn my name was

all over that frigging job!"

SYON PARK

To round off their stay with me I took Travers & Jenny for a stroll around my

"other dwelling" - SYON PARK. They loved it from feeding the Swans, Ducks, and

Canadian Geese....

.....to exploring the hidden gardens and gasping in awe at the architecture of

the Great Conservatory they had a lovely time.

See if you can spot the plane - clever shot, eh?

Me & My Daughter-in-Law

MY PRESENT

Sitting down at breakfast before we went to Hampton Court Travers told me they had

bought me a present but unfortunately he had forgot to give the correct address so

the gift wouldn't arrive before they left San Fran for London. Jenny had come to the

rescue and said not to worry she had got them to re-direct the package to my address

here in Brentford. At that very moment there was a knock on the door - and guess what -

it could not have been timed any better - there was my present:

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