WEIGH IN WEDNESDAY!!!!!
Yes! It's that time of the week again and am pleased to report a LOSS of 2lbs !
Actually that should read 4lbs because I cheekily weighed myself last Saturday,
only to find, to my horror, for some reason, I'd put ON 2lbs. I'd made a delicious
Hairy Bikers Diet Dish called Pan Haggerty Lite over two nights which was
potato based and also a Curry I'd previously made contained potato.
I think this had done the damage. I've been quite strict about
potato, because I LOVE them so, I've banned them from my diet. So
there it is, another week, another loss thank goodness!
MAGDA
So my delightful Polish Cleaner MAGDA turned up the other day with an
"Offering" for me - Apparently it was FAT THURSDAY in Poland where
everybody eats DONUTS all day long! My utter favourite! She came
clutching 2 enormous, sugary, jam filled, totally delicious, fresh Polish
donuts each worth 400 calories. (This is more than my evening meal which
usually totals 350 calories) Sadly I had to decline - what will power!
To my dismay when I returned to the Flat later that day I found that she
had forgotten to take them with her. I eventually gave them to the Italian
Concierge - Ernesto, reluctantly!! (Ciao Bella!)
Oscar Recap!
This was the "Selfie" that Oscar Host Ellen DeGeneres took that went viral on Twitter and became the most re-tweeted photo ever! I watched the Oscars on Monday morning from 7:30am - 11:30am having recorded them the previous night. Not a lot of surprises - I was wrong about Lupita Nyong'o win (Best supporting Actress for "12 years") -I thought it would be Jennifer Lawrence for "Hustle" and I was wrong about Jared Leto win (Best supporting Actor for "Dallas Buyers Club") I thought it was going to be Barkhad Abdi for "Captain Phillips") The way the evening was going I thought "Gravity" was going to get Best Picture and was pleased & surprised that "12 Years" got it. Ellen was funny, but seemed to hold back more than when she has done before. I just thought she would be "more out there". The entire show seemed a bit tame. I think after her opening monologue, I realised that it was a bit subdued. Maybe the network wanted it that way because there are more important events going on in the world. Who knows?
"One of the most amazing Liza Minnelli impersonators I have seen in my entire life! Good job, Sir!" Good one, Ellen! Apparently this remarked caused a bit of a stir as Ellen
was labelled "Transphobic" - you can read more about it at this site:
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was labelled "Transphobic" - you can read more about it at this site:
(Cut & Paste)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2573116/Ellen-DeGeneres-labelled-transphobic-Oscars-joke-Liza-Minnelli-looked-like-drag-performer-falls-flat-Twitter.html
There's also a great video at the bottom of the article, of Ellen taking that "Selfie" and Harrison
Ford very seriously helping himself to Pizza - Enjoy!
Kim Novak had had a terrible facelift and nothing moved and she could barely talk and she couldn't even say the winner of the category that she was reading: "And the winner was "Frozen"". Hugely ironic!
One of the Highlights of the evening was Pink.
She sang "Over the Rainbow" as a tribute to the 75th anniversary of "The Wizard of Oz". She wore an amazing dress of red sequins and there were clips from the film playing as well.
Bette Midler came out and sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" afterward.
At one point Ellen called out for pizza and gave it away to the audience and then asked them for money for the tip. Yeah, kind of funny. The Daily News
said: "The pizza delivery man seen round the world ended with a hefty $1,000 tip after all. Edgar Martirosyan, the owner of Big Mama’s and Papa’s Pizzeria in West Hollywood, pulled up to his six-table restaurant Monday afternoon and said his big moment in the spotlight was as much a shock as it was a financial boon to his business. “I didn’t know. It was a big surprise for me,” Martirosyan called the experience "cool."
“They told me I’m going to deliver pizzas for writers, and then when I went there, Ellen (DeGeneres) came out and told me, ‘Just follow me,’” he recalled. “When I was going, I realized I’m on the stage, and I just went. … I wasn’t nervous. I was cool. I was shocked. I didn’t know what was going on.”"
said: "The pizza delivery man seen round the world ended with a hefty $1,000 tip after all. Edgar Martirosyan, the owner of Big Mama’s and Papa’s Pizzeria in West Hollywood, pulled up to his six-table restaurant Monday afternoon and said his big moment in the spotlight was as much a shock as it was a financial boon to his business. “I didn’t know. It was a big surprise for me,” Martirosyan called the experience "cool."
“They told me I’m going to deliver pizzas for writers, and then when I went there, Ellen (DeGeneres) came out and told me, ‘Just follow me,’” he recalled. “When I was going, I realized I’m on the stage, and I just went. … I wasn’t nervous. I was cool. I was shocked. I didn’t know what was going on.”"
Ellen collecting tips for the Pizza. she got $200 from Producer
Harvey Weinstein and some Lip balm from Lupita.
Steve McQueen winning Director of “12 years a Slave” for Best Picture
gave an appalling acceptance speech - and he was reading it! Mind
you his wasn’t the only weird speech. Cate Blanchett ended up by
putting down Sandra Bullock & gave herself a big pat on the back
whilst Matthew Mc found God in a big way and then stated he’d been chasing
his hero all his life that turned out to be himself - mind you I know how he feels.
Ellen made an introduction for someone and it started something like............."Citizen Kane", "Casablanca", "Ace Ventura"...................and then Jim Carrey came out. Jim came out and did an excellent imitation of Bruce Dern and then talked about whatever he was talking about. I think he should have done imitations of all the men nominated for Best Actor (heck all the women too) and then gave out that award. It would have been funny away!
While we are on the subject of OSCAR lets just have a word about that
other OSCAR:
The Blade-Runner
OSCAR PISTORIUS
What an extraordinary tale of events this is. I was absolutely riveted
by his achievements at the last Olympic Games and was blown away
with the news of his arrest for the alleged murder of his beautiful
girlfriend.
Listening to some of the witness' giving evidence recently
it strikes me that poor old Oscar doesn't have a leg to stand on - if
you know what I mean! He could be going down for a long time.
other OSCAR:
The Blade-Runner
OSCAR PISTORIUS
What an extraordinary tale of events this is. I was absolutely riveted
by his achievements at the last Olympic Games and was blown away
with the news of his arrest for the alleged murder of his beautiful
girlfriend.
Listening to some of the witness' giving evidence recently
it strikes me that poor old Oscar doesn't have a leg to stand on - if
you know what I mean! He could be going down for a long time.
I've been doing some research on products and I found something with my name right on the label. I was wondering what I could have with my low cal meals and believe it or not there is an entire line of fine wines just for me!
I've been cooking again with recipes from the
HAIRY BIKERS DUO:
This is from the HAIRY BIKER'S DIETERS BOOK:
Lamb, Spinach & Potato Curry - made this recently
293 Calories per portion.
This is from the HAIRY BIKER'S DIETERS BOOK:
EAT FOR LIFE: Pan Haggerty Lite
320 Calories per portion.
This is from the HAIRY BIKER'S DIETERS BOOK:
EAT FOR LIFE: Speedy Chicken & Vegetable Pot Pie
267 Calories per portion
And so no-one is left out here is the perfect wine that JESSE PINKMAN from
BREAKING BAD would be proud of:
"Yeah Bitch, awesome wine......"
Here is a recipe from my good friend Chris who lives in LA
Wicked Uncle Monger
POACHED SCRAMBLED EGGS
Bring A LARGE WIDE saucepan of water to a boil.While it's boiling beat 2 EGGS and find a large solid spoon (or ladle) and a slotted spoon or sieve.When the water comes to a boil use the large spoon to furiously stir the water in a circular motion - you want it to look like bathwater disappearing down the plughole. When that's achieved IMMEDIATELY pour the egg mix into the vortex (that's the middle to you). SWITCH OFF THE HEAT. Put a lid on the pan, wait 45 seconds. When you lift the lid you'll see the poached scrambled eggs have floated up to the surface. DO NOT pour them out into a sieve (that'll break them into bits of goo) instead either put a sieve under them and lift them out - or use a slotted spoon. With either make sure you SHAKE OUT EXCESS WATER.If allowed, pour on a half tablespoon of good oilive oil. Salt and pepper to taste. Eat ASAP.Enjoy.
Again well done! I can't believe you resisted Magda's treats, that must have taken some will power they look amazing! All those dishes look even more amazing I want some!
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about Mats speech, I wanted to slap him! Didn't mind Cates so much. That's sweet that the Pizza man was actually a delivery man too. I am now doing Yoga every Thurday with a 15 min sauna which is heaven! Hoping that the Andes will do wonders for my Bum as well! Love you. Mais xx
Well done dad! I'm sorry to hear about what must by a terrible break-up with potatoes — they've always been your weakness — what a strong will! I missed the Oscars so was good to get a recap — watched the Matthew Mcconaughey speech though, what a fucking crazy guy. Let Magda know I would never turn down her jammy donuts. Gussie xx
ReplyDelete2 more pounds, AND working over time to offset potatoes, that's dedication! Those recipes look damn tasty, I have to say.
ReplyDeleteMcCahnahghaghay is weirder than I thought. Cate Blanchet must have had a sip of whatever he was drinking too, but I did like her comment to those "who are still foolishly clinging to the idea that female films with women at the center are niche experiences. They are not." Right on, sister.
Poor Magda, has no idea what a temptress she's being. It must be a challenge when people around you keep on doing food as normal and you're trying so hard to change things. Massive respect for holding your ground!
Lots of love,
Jenny
Your blogs are getting better and better. Love all the photos! And all the topics!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the loss, and the will power...Not only did you not touch Magda's delicious looking plump beauties, you didn't put them in your mouth. Very impressive.
Oh Oscar Oscar Oscar. Your murdering son of a bitch. His story is ridiculous. I just hope with all the attention that it doesn't end up like the OJ trail with him getting away with it. Did you know South Africa doesn't even have any jurors? Just one judge who makes the final decision? Seems bizarre. Oscar my bru, you are guilty guilt boy.
Here is to another week of loss. Keep up the great work small Daddy! Very proud.
Dear Fat Bastard:
ReplyDeleteCongrats on another two pounds! That's awesome! By losing a steady two pounds a week, it might mean that the weight will stay off. You really seem to have your head wrapped around the diet and your new way of living. I love the fact that you mentioned that you are checking the calorie count while looking at items at the market. Smart man! Your new recipes look fab! Can't wait to try them! I'm proud of you sweetie! Keep up the good work!
Love, Bitch xxoo
PS: Yes, Oscar is definitely guilty. Wish we could get the trial on TV in the states. It must be riveting.
So proud of you: What a triumph. Love weigh in Wednesday! Small Daddy...ha ha Trav brilliant. Oscar fav moment was J Lawrence falling over a bollard and rolling about laughing..LOVE HER. Look forward to a Hairy Bikes feast up yours. Will drop a new menu your way...Oscar ( how the hell do you hear someone in the bathroom ( the someone who is not beside you in bed) and think INTRUDER!!! Donnez moi une casse! xxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteAmazing that you pulled the week around to a triumphant 2 more off. Just fantastic! Love reading this blog. Re Oscar... obviously the man is a fruit loop but celebrity status often makes people veer towards innocence particularly if that person is attractive, rich and, in Occar's case, a national hero. Seems it's hard to shake off previous impressions so the defence will always go for undermining the evidence and then keep their fingers crossed!
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Evil Unc is far too flattering…
ReplyDeleteDid you read that the much tweeted selfie was product placement? That leaves a bad taste in my mouth - and I'm not even on a diet.
Keep up the good work
Evil Unc M